Miss Manners

Lauren was just watching Sesame Street and Big Bird was talking about how he wanted a birdseed milkshake. She said, "Mama, I need a milkshake, too." I asked her what a milkshake was and she put her hand to her mouth with her thumb out like a straw, tilted her head back, and replied, "It's a drink like this - sluuuuurrrrrppppp."